Considering she only showed up to work about a third of the time she was supposed to, a thorough scour through her official communiques probably wouldn’t turn up much. But let’s have some fun speculatin’ as to what might be on those ding-dang pesky old emails anyhoo!
Much is made of Sarah’s lack of experience in.. well just about everything. However, making and naming babies is something she knows very well. I bet some of these secret emails contain long lists of possible baby names she had considered, or she might be considering for future progeny.
What might be some of the names she’d come up with, I wonder. She has a tendency to name her children after places, events and things important to her. Her son Track was named after her technique for finding her way home in the snow. Her daughter Piper was named after a favorite wrestling hero of the mid 80’s and it is also a tip of the hat to the many oil workers in her fair state. Her daughter Bristol is named after Sarah’s favorite pharmaceuticals company (she has since had the name legally amended to Bristol-Meyers Squibb Palin). Her youngest child Trig is named after the pesky college course that kept her bouncing around from school-to-school for many frustrating years (The course was actually Pre-algebra, but who’s gonna name their kid that, huh? Geez!).
Sarah’s still young and there’s plenty of birthin’ left in her I reckon. So, when this silly old election is over and she can get back to doin’ what she does best, what might she name her next four kids?
Considering recent events in Sarah’s life, I came up with a quick list of names she might currently be considering.
Yukon, Sled, Gauge, Trigger, Chopper, Fox, Blast, Gov Jr., Veeper, McCalin, Surge, Couric, Huffington, Kos, Limbaugh, Hannity, Sadr – oh… well, maybe not that last one.
What do you think? Offer some more names for the forthcoming Palin brood.
How about a boy named after her arch-nemesis and neighbor?
Putin Palin
How about a girl named after Sarah’s SNL doppleganger?
Fey Palin
The youngest Palin is not Sarah’s child at all. He is the son of her daughter Bristol.
Undoubtedly, the emails have references to the actual circumstances surrounding Bristol’s pregnancy-leave from school in 2007, the planned adoption, and the Sarah-Palin-pregnancy hoax cover-up.
They cannot let this come out before the election because, unlike her numerous ethics scandals and shocking ignorance, the pregnancy hoax is something her loony base would actually care about.
If it’s a boy-Woodie.
A girl-Spawn.
All along the natural theme, of course.
Now as for Bristol’s child, that should be for the young mother and father to decide.
Of course, Levy could demand a paternity test!
Ok first of all, this post is hilarious – thank you. And have you seen palinaspresident.us ?
But on a more serious note – Lauren. Come on, really. I despise Palin and all she stands for, but this whole “Trig is Bristol’s child” thing has really gotten ridiculous, it’s not true, it can’t be true, it’s not physically possible. And constantly repeating it makes Obama supporters look almost as ignorant and paranoid as the loony McCain supporters that are all over youtube and CNN for that matter. Let’s not let them drag us down to their level.
Gnome Palin
Iditarod Palin
Keating Palin
Maverick (Mav) Palin
Lauren –
Trigg is Sarah’s baby. Downs Syndrome is most common when the mother is over 40. It doesn’t do our side any good to repeat lies and rumors.
Sadr Palin! Priceless!
How about Hussein Palin Johnston?
Armejenidad Palin Johnston….call him Army?
If a girl, Abidah Palin Johnston? the name means worshipper…
Why are they all retarded? arctic ozone hole? millitary/oil industry chemical dumps? gods judgement?
Elizabeth,
Actually, Down’s Syndrome babies can be born to young women. It is hereditary usually, and runs in one side of a family. It is caused by the 23rd chromosome being broken. This same gene also causes Alzheimers. My first baby had Down’s and I was only 22. We found out years later that it was a bad gene on my husband’s side. I really don’t know whose baby it is, to me it really doesn’t matter as long as it is cared for.